GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked li